A former Colonel in the Navy (Huh? There are no Colonels in the Navy!), W.R. was born in 1929, in Juno Alaska, where his birth was heralded by the explosion of a caldera that killed 90% of all life on Earth (Lie, was born in California, Lie, it only killed 80%....wait, that’s a lie too, no caldera at all!). W.R. is most known for his superficial resemblance to Charlie Sheen (If Charlie Sheen was half Ogre with poor dental hygiene), and a fondness for Bread Pudding (This, is in fact…the truth).
Some of W.R.’s well known projects (which have sold in the dozens…or near dozens of copies) are "Why this bland corporate product is right for your mildly retarded company", and "Liquid Nitrogen, Why stop at Warts?". W.R. Printz can be emailed at wprintz(at)wagonburg(dot)com.
A well known "Adult Entertainer", Larry Luna was sent to Art School by his parents to cure his [Notice: The remainder of this bio has been censored due to graphic content]. Mr. Luna can be emailed at lluna(at)wagonburg(dot)com.
Aaron likes to state that his claim to fame is that he is "Twice the Jew, and Twice the Starship Captain that Bill Shatner is". No one really knows what he means by this, but he colors pretty pictures, so we let him say whatever he wants. Mr. Berger does not have an email address due to allergies.
Brian is the webmaster for this site, and if you think we are able to say anything snarky about him in his bio, you really have no idea what a webmaster can do. His email is fiskar(at)wagonburg(dot)com.
Alan is in real life, an applications Engineer, a corporate Controller, responsible for layout and physical construction of "The Park" graphic novel, and a lawyer. It’s the lawyer part that gets him the more serious bio. The jerk. He can be emailed at amason(at)wagonburg(dot)com.
The Park (A comic and Web Comic) and Wagonburg (a fictional Trailer Park) are copyrighted material. All copyrights and trade marks are owned by W.R. Printz, 2008. Please don’t steal. If you can’t come up with your own half assed ideas, consider a career in dentistry.
All similarities between this book and persons living, dead, or undead are probably unintentional, and for legal purposes entirely so.