W.R. Printz - Writer

A former Colonel in the Navy (Huh? There are no Colonels in the Navy!), W.R. was born in 1929, in Juno Alaska, where his birth was heralded by the explosion of a caldera that killed 90% of all life on Earth (Lie, was born in California, Lie, it only killed 80%....wait, that's a lie too, no caldera at all!). W.R. is most known for his superficial resemblance to Charlie Sheen (If Charlie Sheen was half Ogre with poor dental hygiene), and a fondness for Bread Pudding (This, is in fact...the truth).

Some of W.R.'s well known projects (which have sold in the dozens...or near dozens of copies) are "Why this bland corporate product is right for your mildly retarded company", and "Liquid Nitrogen, Why stop at Warts?".  W.R. Printz can be emailed at wprintz(at)wagonburg(dot)com.

Larry Luna - Artist and Letterer

Native Californian, Bay Area artist Larry Luna Jr's lofty dreams of becoming an investment banker were forever shattered due to an unfortunate accident involving a canister of radioactive isotope, so he tragically turned to the degenerate world of sequential art. Once a prominent performance artist able to vomit on command, Larry now spends his free time working 28 hours a day at UPS, his local comic store, and illustrating the Wagonburg Weekly. Some of his credits include contributions to various comic book anthologies, album covers, logos, T-shirt designs and other random garbage he's glad no one has seen. Similar to the special ladies in Superman's life, Larry's initials are also L.L. He plans on naming his first child "Batman". Mr. Luna can be emailed at lluna(at)wagonburg(dot)com.

B. Denton - Webmaster

Brian is the webmaster for this site, and if you think we are able to say anything snarky about him in his bio, you really have no idea what a webmaster can do. His email is fiskar(at)wagonburg(dot)com.

Alan Mason - Asst. Deputy Vice President of Tasks

Alan is in real life, an applications Engineer, a corporate Controller, responsible for layout and physical construction of "The Park" graphic novel, and a lawyer. It's the lawyer part that gets him the more serious bio. The jerk. He can be emailed at amason(at)wagonburg(dot)com.

Legal Info:

The Park (A comic and Web Comic) and Wagonburg (a fictional Trailer Park) are copyrighted material. All copyrights and trade marks are owned by W.R. Printz, 2008. Please don't steal. If you can't come up with your own half assed ideas, consider a career in dentistry.

All similarities between this book and persons living, dead, or undead are probably unintentional, and for legal purposes entirely so.